Alt+Wine

Despite a protracted publishing break, the Alt+Wine love for the infamous Vampire V. at WickedWinesOnline.com is eternal so we’re back to recount his latest exploits.

He’s gone a little merch-heavy on this one, including only 3 bottles of his second favorite beverage. However he is including a bunch of branded glasses, stickers, and my personal favorite: VAMPIRE DELIVERY. All this for only $149.95

Unfortunately, he’s stopped writing about his romantic and timeless exploits in the product description section, so we’ll just have to fill in the blanks ourselves.

One day I’ll order one of his eternally delightful packages. Until then, however, I’ll be admiring the mysterious V. and his marketing acumen from afar.