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While Wine Tasting On Twitter

@millennier (me):  On the Profundo - swear I'm getting strawberry fruit roll-up on the nose.

@ashleylashgari:  Finally! @Millennier --I often get fruit roll up on the nose when I'm tasting wines!

Posted on Tuesday, February 9th 2010

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This is going on my resume

Dale:  Thanks for your help. I knew you'd be a good douche filter.

Me:  I'm like cryptonite for douchery.

Posted on Friday, January 8th 2010

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Requisite “Intro” Piece In The Style of Marginal Teen Vampire Fiction

My first sip was at 12 years old.

I’d been studying for this moment for MONTHS. The entire community watched me walk down a marble aisle lit by candles and hazy with incense - I was wearing a dress my mother had made for the occasion.

When I reached the end, a man in robes lowered a golden chalice to my eye level. The liquid was yellow-gold and reflected my face and the candle light off its surface. The taste was sharp and metallic - I didn’t like it - but the moment was an incredible experience filled with meaning I could sense but could not yet understand.*

*The preceding story is all true. Depending on how you look at it, technically I suppose I was drinking the blood of Christ, but I still think that my first communion counts. Regardless, there is little wonder why I work in wine and spend my free time consuming and writing about (mostly) alcoholic beverages.

Posted on Friday, December 11th 2009

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